Thursday, November 13, 2008

Top of the Morning

I'm not the smartest person in the world. I'm pretty certain that, were one to gather up all that I don't know and put it in one place, one could fill the hold of a battleship. I do know, however, that if the water company pulls up to your driveway at 7 AM and starts digging holes on said driveway that you aren't in for a good day. I also know that if you put on some clothes, walk to the end of the driveway, and ask the water men, "What's up?" and they say, "Just looking for the source of a problem," your day isn't likely to improve.

That is all.

3 comments:

J. SPIKE ROGAN said...

Jesus.

Maybe you should build a arc for you and Brody.

Sandy said...

Maybe someone bought you a pool. As a late, surprise birthday present. Just a thought.

tunsie said...

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